something special~

tat day(sports day) i heard one boy told a girl : 我帮你当风挡雨，但是没有帮你当太阳.....ha i am so zha dao.......yesterday , our bm tacher tell us a joke : amerika gt its name coz when the ppl hu sail on the sea saw amerika at the 1st time they say: a...me lei ka ???(in cantonese)ha...i noe its very lame......